Veni, vidi, velcro - I came , I saw, I stuck around
100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong
I don't think so, therefore I am probably not
I do many things well - none of which generate income
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic
I didn’t say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you
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